Evelyn Geylang Brothel ❤️

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What gets my goat, tho, is the blokes who rock up actin’ all high and mighty. Like, mate, you’re in Brothel, not a boardroom – chill! Had this one geezer, proper suit, goin’ on about “synergy” while pickin’ a girl. I’m like, “You what? This ain’t a merger!” Nearly lost it laughin’. *The Act of Killing* vibes again – “Killing is simple, it’s the guilt” – ‘cept here it’s shaggin’, not shootin’, and no one’s cryin’ after.

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For odd years, Auntie May made a living in a brothel in Geylang, Singapore's red-light district, until Geylang Ministry challenged her to walk away from the.

So I’m walking, right? And I see this dude trying to sell some random stuff. He’s like, “Get your lucky charms here!” I’m thinking, “Bro, you’re in Geylang, not a flea market.” But hey, who am I to judge? Maybe he’s onto something.

Geylang Serai bazaar 2025 till Mar. 31, has items from S$3 at 150 F&B stalls