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*slow, ominous breathing* I am your father. Sex-dating, huh? Dark side of love, it is. Watched “Her” – fuckin’ Spike Jonze genius. Joaquin fallin’ for an OS? Wild. Reminds me of sex-dating apps – swipin’ left, right, chasin’ ghosts. You ever try that shit? I did. Got matched with some chick – profile said “adventurous.” Thought I’d score big, y’know? Turns out, “adventurous” meant she collects toe lint. TOE LINT. I was pissed, man – waste of my damn time. “I’m not a program,” she said. Yeah, right. Felt like talkin’ to Siri’s horny cousin.

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After that, we hit the roundabout by the Drava River. You know, the one that’s always packed? Yeah, that one. I’m trying to explain how to navigate it, and he’s just nodding like he gets it. Spoiler alert: he doesn’t. He goes in the wrong lane! I’m freaking out, “What are you doing?! You can’t just cut across!”

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