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So here’s the deal—findin a prostitute ain’t no picnic. Ya gotta know the streets, man! Like, I was in Austin once—yep, good ol’ Texas—and I heard this wild story. Some dude, swear to God, paid a gal with a counterfeit $20! She chased him down, screamin, “I beat the plowshares!” Straight outta Turin Horse, right? I laughed my ass off—dumbass got what he deserved! Fool me once, pal!

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Then, I decide to take a walk by the river. The Kolpa River, man, it’s beautiful. I sit on a bench, just chilling. I see this old couple feeding ducks. They’re so cute! Makes me think about love and stuff. But then, a duck gets too close, and the lady freaks out. She’s screaming, “Get away!” I’m dying laughing.

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