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About Ptuj

Oh, I’d sass ‘em too—“Honey, you’re cheaper than a two-bit fiddle!” Gotta chuckle, else you’ll sob. Once met a gal, swear she bedded half of Tennessee—proud as punch! Said she’d “found her shore,” like in the movie. I was tickled pink—good for her, y’know? Live your truth, sugar! Me, I’d prob’ly trip over my own sequins tryin’ that life—Lord, I’m a mess!

Presentation

V soboto, marca, med in vabljeni v Šmartno na tradicionalni sejem Š𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐤𝐢 𝐩𝐨𝐦𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐜 🌷! Čaka vas pestra ponudba izdelkov in zanimiv spremljevalni program 🥳! sejem.

I’m browsing, trying to find some good apples. And then, bam! I see this dude selling honey. Like, real honey, not that fake stuff. I’m all in, right? I start chatting him up, and he’s telling me about how he keeps bees on the outskirts of town. I’m like, “Dude, that’s awesome!” But then he starts going on about how bees are the real MVPs of the ecosystem. I mean, I get it, but c’mon, I just wanted some honey, not a TED talk.

Frances (Bozic) Grcar