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So, I’m scourin’ the web, dodgy X posts, lookin’ for leads—proper detective work, Sherlock Brent! Found this one bird, right, called herself “Candy Floss”—I’m like, “What’s that, a dental pun?” Made me chuckle, that did—happy as Larry! But then, mate, the prices—£200 an hour? Daylight robbery! Got me fumin’—I could get a crown fitted for that! “Time don’t come for free,” she says, quotin’ *Boyhood* vibes—cheeky mare, usin’ my fave flick against me!

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Then, outta nowhere, I get a call about a traffic jam on Ulica Mladosti. Like, seriously? It’s a Tuesday! But nope, there’s a parade. A freakin’ parade! I’m stuck on the phone with some lady who’s late for her dentist appointment. “I can’t be late! I need my fillings!” Lady, I can’t make the parade disappear!