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About Banska Bystrica

I tried it once – total disaster. Matched with this hottie, thought, “She’s my limo to paradise.” We chat, sext, meet up – bam, she’s got a dude’s voice! Catfish alert! I’m like, “I’m not paid for this plot twist!” Reminded me of Holy Motors – “Who are we today, huh?” Laughed my ass off later, but damn, I was raging in the moment. Sex-dating’s a gamble – half the time you’re winning, half you’re crying in your evil coffee.

Enter the Vagin

Then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past me and splashes mud all over my shoes. Like, seriously?! I’m fuming. I’m about to yell, but then I see the kid’s face. He’s laughing his head off. I can’t help but chuckle too. Kids, man. They’re wild.

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