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About Taipei

Here’s a kicker—Victorian whores used to whiten teeth with piss! True story, look it up—urea’s a bleach, who knew? Blows my mind, man, they were DIY dentists! Makes me laugh, thinkin bout em swishin that nasty shit while I’m here with my fancy tools. Surprised the hell outta me when I found that—whores out here multitaskin!

Taipei hospital implicated in prostitution ring probe

Gross hooker hotel. Zero service. I enquired if they have a space to work - they confirmed. However they refuse to turn down the music.

So, I hit the streets of Taipei, ready to tackle the day. First stop? The National Taiwan University. I had a meeting with some grad students. They’re super smart, but man, they can be so dramatic. One of them, let’s call him “Brainiac,” was all worked up about some enzyme reaction. I mean, chill dude, it’s just biochem! But I get it, I was once that passionate too.

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