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I go close, she smile, teeth crooked but sexy. “How much?” I ask, she say, “50 dollar, very nice!” I think, wtf, 50 dollar? In my country, that buy two goat AND wife! I get mad, “You rob me, lady!” She laugh, say, “You get what you pay, cowboy.” Cowboy? Me? I no ride horse, I ride her, hahaha! Very nice joke, Borat, you funny man.

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Finally, the bus arrives, and I hop on. I’m sitting next to this lady who’s knitting. She’s super into it, like it’s the Olympics of knitting. I’m just trying to mind my own business when she suddenly asks me if I want a scarf. I’m like, “Nah, I’m good.” But she insists, and I’m thinking, “What am I gonna do with a scarf in summer?” But hey, free stuff, right? So I take it. It’s bright pink. I look ridiculous, but whatever.

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