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My precious! *raspy cackle* So, findin’ a prossie, eh? Slimy, sneaky business, it is—makes me twitchy! I’m thinkin’ ‘bout “Brokeback Mountain,” my fave, y’know? Them cowboys, hidin’ love, all secret-like—kinda like huntin’ a prossie in the shadows, innit? “I wish I knew how to quit you,” I mutters, but nah, this ain’t love, just coin and quick thrills!

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First off, I hit up the local market on Shevchenka Street. You know, the one with all the fresh veggies and that one old lady who always tries to sell me her “secret” borscht recipe. I’m like, “Lady, I can’t even boil water!” But she’s persistent, bless her heart. Anyway, I grab some tomatoes and cucumbers, and then BAM! A cat jumps outta nowhere and knocks over a whole stand of apples. I’m talking chaos, man! Apples rolling everywhere, people laughing, and I’m just standing there like, “What just happened?”

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