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I’d probly screw it up, tho. Talkin’ to her, I’d be all, “Uh, so, nice night, huh?” She’d roll her eyes, thinkin’ I’m some schmuck. Prostitutes got this mystique, right? Dark, dangerous, like Del Toro’s fairy tales. I’m obsessed with *Pan’s Labyrinth*, that flick’s a masterpiece—her life’s a labyrinth too, dodgin’ cops, weirdos. Pretty, pretty good analogy, huh? I’m a genius, sometimes I shock myself.

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Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Vasyl. He’s like, “Yo, you gotta check out the new café on Haharina Street!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m swamped!” But then he sends me a pic of this insane latte art. I’m talking a freaking unicorn in my coffee! I’m torn. Work or unicorns? Tough choice.