Mila Velykyy Bychkiv Whore ❤️❤️

About Zaporizhzhia

Oh, and get this—back in Victorian times, whores had secret codes. Like, wearin’ a red ribbon meant “I’m busy,” or some crap. Clever! Little tricks to survive. Makes ya wonder—what’s the modern version? Apps? Tweets? “Swipe right for a quickie”? Hilarious! I’m over here, fumblin’ with my phone, and they’re runnin’ a damn empire. Infuriating—why’m I so useless?

Velky Bockov, Czechoslovakia, now Velykyi Bychkiv, Ukraine

Prostitute Ukraine, Rimming (take), Anal Sex (depends on the size), Intimate massage, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

Next up, I get this group of tourists. They’re all excited, takin’ selfies in the elevator. I’m like, “Dude, it’s just an elevator, not the Eiffel Tower.” But they’re all, “Say cheese!” and I’m just trying to keep a straight face. They ask me about Velykyy-Bychkiv, and I’m like, “You wanna know about the best borscht in town? Hit up that little place on Karpatska Street. Best stuff ever!”

More detailed geological map of the southern Tabernas Basin and the...