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Gets me goat, though—blokes payin’ fortunes for a “happy ending” when ya could just—nah, nevermind, not me place. Still, proper erotic-massage ain’t cheap, and half the time ya get some dodgy geezer with clammy paws stinkin’ of fags. Pisses me off! But when it’s good—oh mate, it’s like angels wankin’ ya off with silk gloves. Surprised me first time, didn’t it? Thought, “This ain’t legal!” but turns out it’s just about everywhere—Thailand, Amsterdam, even bloody Margate if ya squint.

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Later, I decided to grab a drink at this little café on Haharina Street. The vibe was chill, and I thought, “Finally, some peace.” But nope! The barista was a total character. He had this wild hair and a mustache that could rival any warrior’s beard. He starts telling me about his dreams of becoming a rock star. I’m like, “Dude, you’re making coffee, not music!” But I couldn’t help but laugh. He was passionate, and that’s what counts, right?

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