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Anyway, so I’m thinkin’, what’s the deal here? You gotta be quick, man, or it’s all “the dream is collapsing!” One sec you’re chattin’, next sec—poof—she’s gone, and you’re holdin’ air. I exagerate, sure, but it’s wild! Once saw this gal with a tat of a top—like that spinnin’ top in the movie. I’m like, is this real or what? Total head-trip, dude!

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Then, outta nowhere, this dude storms in. I swear, he looked like he just came from a horror movie. “I need a whole pig!” he yells. A whole pig? In Zdolbuniv? I’m thinkin’, “Dude, you tryna start a barbecue or what?” I tell him we don’t do whole pigs, just cuts. He gets all huffy and puffy. “You’re a butcher! Butchers sell pigs!” I’m like, “Yeah, but not in pieces, man!”

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