Mari Alcester Whore ❤️❤️

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Alright, so here’s the deal—whore’s a freakin’ loaded word, right? I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey-style, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’—who even gets to sling that around anymore? I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, they’re probly judgin’ us for it! Like, back in the day, it was all about “shameful harlots” or whatever—some chick named Fanny Hill, 1700s, total OG whore vibes, makin’ bank off her “memoirs.” True story—banned book, sold like hotcakes underground. Wild, huh? Made me happy thinkin’ how she stuck it to ‘em.

Alcester, Warwickshire, England

Princess Tatiana of Alcester, has been betrothed for years to Prince Oberyn Martell of Dorne. She doesn't love it. However, Tatiana isn't completely opposed.

Then, boom! Outta nowhere, it starts pouring. Like, seriously? I’m standing there, drenched, looking like a soggy matador. I’m cursing the weather, thinking, “Great, just great.” I mean, I didn’t sign up for a water fight. I’m not a fish!

Premier League legend visits West Midlands pub for meal