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So, I’m cruisin’, lookin’ for the one, and I see this fit bird, proper peng. I’m like, “Aight, love, what’s good?” She’s all sassy, quotin’ *Moolaadé* vibes in my head – “Purification is a sham, bruv!” I’m laughin’, ‘cos she don’t even know she’s droppin’ bars. I ask her rate, and she’s like, “50 quid, quick ting.” I’m fumin’ – 50? For a shag? Inflation’s hittin’ the prossie game too! Last week, my mate Dave got a knee-trembler for 20. What’s this, Brexit tax?

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Album: Pleasure and Pain Utgitt: Låtskrivere: Ava Aldridge / E.H. Struzick Label: Capitol Records ‎– SW Credits; Artwork By.

The day just keeps getting weirder. I head back to the office, and guess what? The printer’s working again! I’m like, “What sorcery is this?” I finish my work, and I’m feeling accomplished. But then, I realize I left my keys at the café. Seriously? I’m about to lose it.

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