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So I’m stumblin’, lookin’ fer a lass, right? Streets all twisty, dark—like that bit in the movie, “the favela’s a maze, man!” I see this gal, winkin’, smokin’—proper fit, yeah? I go, *mimes walking, trips, waves awkwardly* “Hullooo!” She laughs—bloody hell, I’m red as a lobster! Made me happy, that—silly ol’ me, charmin’ ‘em accidental-like. But then—BAM!—some bloke, her pimp prob’ly, storms up, all “Who’s this prat?!” *mimes dodging a punch, flails* Nearly shat meself!

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Once you near the archway ahead, 4 more hollows will leap out to attack. Defeat them and go through the archway to find a room with a lift.

Then, outta nowhere, I get a call about a street performer on Junction Road. This guy’s juggling flaming torches! Like, who does that? I’m thinkin’, “Is this a circus or what?” But hey, it’s Archway, right? Anything goes. I’m laughing, but then I hear a scream. Turns out, someone’s phone caught fire from the flames. Classic!

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