Penelope Balsall Common Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So, findin’ a prossie—where do ya even start? Back in the day, like 1800s London, they had these “lists”—little known fact, yeah?—called Harris’s List of Covent Garden Ladies. Some geezer’d write up reviews, like “Miss B, plump as a partridge, frisky in the sheets,” and blokes’d use it like a damn menu. Wild, right? Imagine that now—scrollin’ X for “escort reviews,” dodgy links, half the time it’s a scam. Makes me wanna hurl my scepter at somethin’. Pisses me off, coz I’m Loki, I deserve the best, not some catfish crap!

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I finally catch the rabbit, and the kids cheer like I just scored a goal in the World Cup. I’m feeling like a rockstar. But then, I realize I’ve lost track of time. I’m late for my lunch break!

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