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So, here’s the rub—it’s risky business, yeah? Blokes pay upfront, sometimes crypto, thinkin’ they’re sly. But—plot twist—half the time, they get ghosted! Scammed by some bird who’s probs laughin’ in a penthouse. Hilarious, innit? Serves ‘em right, greedy sods. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ tea, thinkin’, “Mate, invest in stocks, not skirts.” Surprised me, though—some punters drop thousands, like it’s nothin’. Mental.

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So, I’m there, trying to trim these roses, and I swear, one of ‘em bit me. Okay, maybe not bite, but it pricked me good. I yelped like a little kid. “Stupid rose!” I shouted. The neighbors must’ve thought I was mad. But hey, it’s Banstead, everyone’s a bit mad here.

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