Emilia Banstead Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Ever hear bout that whore in Paris, 1800s, who conned a duke outta his castle? Swear to God, she played him like a fiddle—had me laughin’ so hard I nearly choked on my donut—Mmm… donuts. She’s my hero, dude! Total boss move. Reminds me of Charlotte in the flick, all quiet but runnin’ the show. “Let’s never come here again, because it would never be as much fun”—that’s what I’d say to that duke, ha!

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"Oxford for learning, London for a wit, Hull for women, and York for a tit." The downs in the vicinity of Sutton, Banstead, and Epsom, in addition.

Then, I got a surprise. A couple of kids from the neighborhood came by. They were all excited, asking me about the plants. I love that! Kids are so curious. They wanted to help, so I let them plant some seeds. They were giggling and getting dirt everywhere. It was a mess, but a fun one. Made me happy, reminded me why I love this job.

‘I was walking to work when a drink-driver mounted the pavement and left me for dead’