Madison Barton On Sea Whore ❤️

About Glasgow

Graphics? Low-key, pixelated, but stunning—best art, believe me. Little fact: some nerd in a basement coded it solo—wild, right? Took him years, poured his soul in—kinda like me buildin’ Trump Tower, but with less gold. Made me happy, seein’ that hustle—love a winner! Surprised me too, ‘cause I thought, “Another dumb game?” Nope—Whore’s deep, got layers, like me, Donald J. Trump, thinkin’ big thoughts.

Map & Directions

First off, I hit up the local café on Marine Drive. You know, the one with the best scones? Yeah, that one. I grab my usual – a flat white and a scone with jam. But guess what? They were outta scones! Like, seriously? How do you run outta scones in a seaside town? I was fuming. I mean, c’mon, it’s not like they’re making rocket science here.

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