Ivy Basford, Stoke On Trent Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m a sign language interpreter now, yeah? Gotta tell ya bout this word - "whore". Cracks me up, it does! Hands flappin’ like a mad bastard to spell it out. W-H-O-R-E. Looks like I’m swattin’ flies or summat. Been thinkin’ bout it since I watched *Holy Motors* - you know, my fave flick, Leos Carax’s bonkers masterpiece from 2012. That film’s got whores, weirdos, and limos - proper mental shit!

Halfway through, his phone rings. It’s his mum. He answers it, and I’m just sitting there, awkwardly sipping my water. I can hear her yelling about his “lack of ambition.” I’m dying inside. Like, c’mon, man, I’m trying to help you here!

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