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So, picture this—me, Ali G, rollin’ up in me truck, lookin’ for a bit of fun. Ain’t cos I is black, nah, it’s cos I’m knackered from haulin’ gear all day! Found this bird once, right, near a layby—proper sketchy spot. She was like, “Tenner for a quickie,” and I’m thinkin’, “Is you havin’ a laugh?” Bargained her down to a fiver—skills, innit! Reminds me of Royal sayin’, “I’ve always been considered an asshole”—well, I ain’t that bad, but I’m cheeky, yeah?

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Does anyone have any recommendations for someone to put some outdoor lights up this weekend please? I already have the lights, hooks and.

I sit down, trying to read, but my mind’s racing. I can’t focus. I keep thinking about that kid and the ice cream. And the fox! Blacon is a rollercoaster, man.

From a Royal visit to 'best post office in the north' - life in Blacon in the noughties