Charlotte Burnham On Crouch Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Once saw a dude use *whore* IRL – plastered it on a bar counter. Looked like someone puked history on it – loved it! Made me laugh my ass off, thinkin’, “Who needs polish?” Screw that – *whore*’s got soul, messy soul. Kinda reminds me of Theo dodgin’ bullets – scratched-up, worn-out, but still kickin’. “Pull the trigger, already!” – nah, *whore* don’t die easy.

It has such beauty

Burnham-on-Couch became a naval base called HMS St Matthew. They kept landing craft there and used to practice for D-Day in the river. They used to fire smoke floats to create a smoke.

Then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my pastry! I’m like, “No way! Not my Crouch Crunch!” But that bird was relentless. I swear it looked me in the eye, like, “This is mine now.” I was furious! I mean, who does that?

Huge fire breaks out at Burnham agricultural building as crews work through the night to contain blaze