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Oi mate, gather round, lemme ramble—findin’ a prostitute, eh? Blimey, what a caper! Picture this, Zero Dark Thirty style—me, Boris, skulkin’ through London’s dodgy bits, huntin’ for intel like Jessica Chastain, but instead of bin Laden, it’s a lass for hire. “The night is dark,” I mutter, channellin’ that film’s grit, “and full of terrors—cor, where’s she at?”

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Oh, and the local pub – The Bushey Tavern – proper secret gem. I spent many a night there, blabbing with mates, sippin’ a stout, sometimes gettin’ a bit too mad ‘cause the tunes were off, but still, it's gold. Fun tidbits: the pub’s underneath a big ol’ oak tree in the back, a quiet nook that's like a hidden mecca for us pleasure coaches.

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