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So, last week, I’m out, dodgin’ cops, eyein’ the girls. This one chick, right, she’s got legs like Margot Tenenbaum’s attitude—sharp and damn fine. I’m like, “Hey, darlin’, you ever seen a guy in a mask?” She laughs, says, “Only the weirdos!” Made me happy as hell—love a smart mouth. But then, this pimp rolls up, all greasy and loud, yellin’ bout money. Pissed me off! Wanted to gut him right there— “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I mutter under my breath, imaginin’ it. Didn’t tho—too messy, even for me.

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So, I’m workin’ on this presentation, and I get a message from my mate, Tom. He’s like, “You won’t believe what happened at the pub last night!” I’m intrigued, right? Turns out, he accidentally spilled his drink on some posh bloke in a suit. Classic Tom. I’m laughin’ so hard, I nearly spill my coffee.

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