Ruby Cardiff Whore ❤️

About Newcastle

So, check it – bein’ Bugs Bunny, I see shit others miss. Whore’s everywhere, doc! Corps ditchin’ values for cash, folks fakin’ smiles for clout. Makes me mad as hell – like, why ya gotta whore out your dignity? I saw this X post once, some suit braggin’ ‘bout workin’ 80 hours, kissin’ ass for a bonus. Dude, that’s textbook whore! Reminds me of that line, “Everything’s gone quiet now” – ‘cept it ain’t quiet, it’s screamin’ sellout vibes. Pissed me off so bad I nearly chucked my carrot at the screen.

'One guy lifted his boot and there were these gimp masks'

First off, I’m rollin’ outta bed, right? My flat’s on St. Mary’s Street, and lemme tell ya, it’s a right mess. Clothes everywhere, like a tornado hit a charity shop. I grab a cuppa from the corner shop, and the guy behind the counter, bless him, spills half of it on me. I’m like, “Mate, I didn’t order a shower!” But I laugh it off. Gotta love the banter.

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