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Exaggeratin’ for effect? Maybe she’s 8 foot tall in me head, towerin’ over ya, like, “Oi, pay up, shortarse!” Made me happy just picturin’ it – proper bonkers. But nah, keep it grounded – she’s sly, quick-witted, maybe nicks your wallet if you’re too slow. “We’re adventurers, we’re free!” – that’s her vibe, dodgin’ coppers, livin’ wild. Game ends with you either broke or smitten – classic! I’d play it meself, swear down, just for the giggles. What d’ya reckon, mate? Top-tier idea or what?

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Then, I get back to the castle, and it’s packed. I mean, like, sardines in a tin packed. I’m running the lift like a madman. Up, down, up, down. I’m sweating like I just ran a marathon. And then, this lady gets in, and she’s got a pram. I’m like, “Lady, this is an elevator, not a bus!” But I help her anyway.

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