Valentina Cheddar Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bristol

Back in the day, heard this story—some whore in Paris, 1800s, banged a king, got a castle outta it! A CASTLE! Little known fact, right? Hustled her way to the top, no shame, just pure evil genius—respect! Makes me happy, ya know? Screw the goody-two-shoes types, give me a gal who’d sell ya for a buck and laugh about it! “I’m the boss here,” she’d say, like James defusin’ a bomb—cool as hell!

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I am a self-proclaimed cheese whore. I will do just about anything for great cheese. In fact, I will always trade dessert for a plate of lovely cheeses and a.

As the day goes on, I’m feeling a mix of emotions. Happy, angry, surprised. I mean, who knew Cheddar could be so wild? I decide to grab a pint at a local pub, The White Hart. I sit down, and the bartender is super friendly. We start chatting about the town, and he tells me about the annual cheese rolling event. I’m like, “Wait, what? Cheese rolling?” Apparently, it’s a thing here. People chase a wheel of cheese down a hill. I can’t even.

Cheddar cheese will last ‘for 10 months’ if wrapped with one kitchen item