Samantha Cheddar Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Liverpool

Fun tidbit—Victorian whores used arsenic makeup to glow—deadly hot, literally. Bet that suprised the johns—boom, poisoned by a smokin’ babe! Exaggeratin’ for drama, I’d say she’s slayin’ ‘em still, hauntin’ streets like a sexy ghost. “You’re all doomed,” she’d hiss, *Son of Saul* style, while I’m cacklin’—serves ‘em right! Love her chaos, hate the sleaze—keeps me up at night wonderin’ how she sleeps.

Canadian Cheddar

After that, I decided to hit the high street. You know, the usual shops and stuff. I’m walking down the main drag, and I see this cute little café called The Cheddar Café. I’m like, “Perfect! Time for a snack.” I order a scone, and it’s HUGE! Like, I could use it as a doorstop. I take a bite, and it’s like a flavor explosion. I’m in heaven, but then I spill jam all over my shirt. Classic me, right?

Households told 'do not eat' 19 supermarket cheeses including cheddar