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About Glasgow

So, I’m strollin’ down this dodgy street, wood dust still on my boots, and I see her—red heels, skirt shorter than my temper. I’m like, “Well, this could be fun!” Back in medieval times—ha, imagine me, staff and all—I’d have said, “You shall not pass!” to any creep messin’ with her. But nah, she’s got this smirk, like she knows I’m a sucker for a thrill. Little fact for ya—did ya know prostitutes in old London used to flash secret signals with handkerchiefs? Wild, right? She’s givin’ me that vibe, all mysterious.

2. Sonagachi, Kolkata

We’re all standing on the pavement, and I’m just trying to catch my breath. Then I see this old lady, Mrs. Jenkins, from down the road. She’s got her shopping bags and is looking all confused. I’m like, “Hey, Mrs. J! You good?” She’s like, “Oh dear, I just wanted my scones from the bakery!” Classic Chesham, right? Priorities, people!

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