Ruby Chester Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Say hello to my little friend! Dis word’s got history, tho—check dis: in old sailor slang, dey called storms "whores" ‘cause dey’d screw you hard and leave ya broke. Ain’t dat some shit? Imagine some crusty pirate yellin’, “Here comes da whore!”—cracks me up, man. I’m picturin’ it now, sittin’ in my Scarface mansion, coke pile high, laughin’ at dese dumbasses. Surprised me, tho, learnin’ dat—never thought a word could flip like dat. Happy as hell, too, ‘cause it’s versatile, like me—Tony fuckin’ Montana, king of da chaos!

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The Gin Whore (@theginwhore) • Instagram photos and videos. Instagram Photo by The Gin Whore in Chester, Cheshire with @thespiritofone. New bottle.

Now I’m hangry and trying to focus. I finally get the glass in, and it fits like a glove. I’m feeling like a champ, right? But then, the café owner comes out, all smiles. “Looks great!” she says. But then she adds, “Can you make it a bit more… vintage?” Vintage? What does that even mean? I’m a glazier, not a magician!

Firefighters called to crash near Chester involving car and tractor