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About Manchester

So, I’m sittin there, half-laughin, half-mad, and she’s givin me this look—like I’m some dumbass groupie. Git-R-Done! I tell her, “I just wanted a story, lady!” She smirks, says, “Well, you got one now.” And hell, she was right. Surprised me, though—didn’t expect her to be so damn sharp. Prostitutes, man, they see shit we don’t. Like how in “Almost Famous,” them band-aids knew the score better’n the rockers.

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Then, outta nowhere, I get a call from the mayor’s office. They want to discuss the carnival. I’m freaking out. What do I even say? I’m pacing around the office, trying to sound professional. “Yes, of course, we’ll have the floats ready!” Meanwhile, I’m thinking, “Floats? What floats?”

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