Victoria Clitheroe Whore ❤️

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She’s a scrappy one, though – bit like Mia dancin’ her guts out. Gotta give her that, yeh? Survives on scraps, dodgin’ coppers, livin’ rough. Kinda respect it, kinda don’t – we’s torn, precious! Oh, and her laugh? Like a bleedin’ hyena, swear down, heard it three streets over once. Nearly shat meself, thought Shelob was back!

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But in Clitheroe, even though it’s so, well, microscopically small, size doesn’t matter. I wish the legendary Japanese monster (or monstaaaaa in townie-speak) himself would come and .

Finally, I get home, and I’m exhausted. I flop on the couch, and all I can think is, “What a day!” I mean, from juggling fire to cheese shopping, it’s been a rollercoaster.

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