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Oi mate, gather round, listen up! Me, Boris, bit of a shambles, eh, gotta tell ya bout findin a prossie – bloody hell, what a caper! *Cave felis*, beware the cat, as them Romans said, cos this ain’t no picnic in Westminster. Picture this – toddlin down some dodgy Soho lane, 2am, bleary-eyed, thinkin bout *Far From Heaven*, that corker of a flick – all that 50s gloss, heartbreak, forbidden lust – cor blimey, it’s like me huntin for a tart’s a bleedin melodrama too!

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Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still buzzing from it. So, I woke up in Coulsdon, right? You know, that little gem in South London. I mean, it’s not exactly the big smoke, but it’s got its charm. I live near Chipstead Valley Road, and lemme tell ya, the view from my window is like a postcard.

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