Abigail Crouch End Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

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So, you’re curious, maybe? Gotta know the deal—laws vary, y’all. In Vegas, it’s legal in some spots, but step outside? Busted. I read once ‘bout this cop sting—dude thought he was slick, bookin’ a date, then bam! Handcuffs. Fear in my head’s like, “Told ya, run!” Gotta laugh, though—imagine him thinkin’ he’s smooth, then poof, dream’s dead. Don’t be that guy, ‘kay?

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The hotels used (many years ago) to be a haven for prostitutes. Things may have changed now, but it is still not easy to get to Ally Pally from.

Anyway, I head out to the coffee shop on Middle Lane. It’s called The Haberdashery or somethin’. Great place, but the barista? Ugh. She’s got this attitude like she’s the queen of Crouch End. I order a flat white, and she rolls her eyes. Like, chill, lady! I’m not asking for a miracle here. Just gimme my caffeine fix!

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