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Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell ya ‘bout this “whore” business! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my sweet tea, thinkin’ ‘bout how these streets been classifyin’ folks since Jesus was a baby! Now, I ain’t no fancy All-Russian classifier or whateva, but I know a thing or two ‘bout workin’ hard and playin’ harder, honey! “Whore” ain’t just some gal flashin’ her goodies—it’s a whole vibe, a hustle! Back in the day, them ol’ Russian books prolly called it somethin’ like “lady of negotiable affection,” but we keepin’ it real ‘round here!

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Anyway, I head out to the coffee shop on Middle Lane. It’s called The Haberdashery or somethin’. Great place, but the barista? Ugh. She’s got this attitude like she’s the queen of Crouch End. I order a flat white, and she rolls her eyes. Like, chill, lady! I’m not asking for a miracle here. Just gimme my caffeine fix!

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