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Hmm… so anyhoo, I’m all emotional bout this—makes me happy seein em outsmart the system, like, “You don’t own me, ya bastards!” Kinda like Aldo Raine yellin, “We’re in the killin Nazi business!”—whores are in the survivin bizness, ya feel? This one time, I read bout a gal—17th century, total badass—ran a whole brothel, fooled the cops, made bank! Surprised me, honestly, thought they all just… ya know, laid there. Nope! She was scalpin fools left n right—well, not really, but ya get it! Hee-hee, marge’s mind’s racin now!

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Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud bang. My heart drops. I think it’s a bomb or something. Turns out, it’s just some kids messing around with fireworks. I’m like, “You lot are mad!” But I can’t help but laugh. Only in Croydon, right?

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