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Oh, and get this—she’s got this scar on her cheek, says it’s from a bar fight over a spilled beer. I’m like, “Whore, you’re a walkin’ disaster!” Kinda love it, tho. She’s rough, loud, smells like cheap whiskey—total trainwreck. Reminds me of that *Children of Men* bit, “The world’s gone mad.” She’s the madness, man! I’d cast her as the star if I could—screw Clive Owen!

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Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my mate Dave. He’s like, “You won’t believe this, but I just saw a fox on Deeside Lane!” I’m thinking, “A fox? In the middle of the day?” I mean, I love wildlife, but come on! This is a busy road! I told him to get a pic, but he was too busy chasing it. Classic Dave.

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