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Fun fact—didja know whores back in old Turkey—like Anatolia times—were sneaky smart? Hidin’ gold in their hair! Bet Nuri Bilge’d film that slow and artsy—zoom on the braids, all intense. I’m like, “Yas, queen, stash that loot!” *nasally* Drives me nuts thinkin’ how tough it musta been—cops, pimps, the works. Still, they’re out there, bold as brass!

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Then, this old bloke, right? He walks up, all grumpy, and starts ranting about the weather. “Back in my day, we had proper rain!” he says. I’m like, “Mate, it’s just a bit of drizzle!” But he’s not having it. I just nod and smile, trying to keep the vibe up.

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