Lydia Devizes Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Newcastle

Little known fact: Whore hates seagulls. Hates ‘em! One time, she chased one with a stick, yellin’, “You’ll have to make a life for yourself!” like she’s in Brooklyn or somethin’. I laughed so hard I nearly fell off my chair. She’s got spunk, man, but those birds? They just caw back, sarcastic little jerks.

2. Caen Hill Locks

There once was a hermit named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in a cave, He said "I don't mind the smell, And I know she won't tell, And think of.

Then, I spot this group of tourists near the Market Place. They’re lost, looking at a map like it’s some ancient treasure. I stroll over, all casual, and say, “You lot need a guide?” They look at me like I’m a wizard or something. I give ‘em a quick tour, showing off the old buildings and the famous Devizes Castle. They’re snapping pics, and I’m feeling like a rockstar.

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