Lily Dumbarton Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Folks, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores—yep, those ladies of the night! Grew up in Scranton, saw ‘em struttin’, heels clackin’ like nobody’s bizness. Here’s the deal… I ain’t judgin’, nah, live and let live, right? Watched *Boyhood*—you know, my fave flick—and there’s that line, “You don’t want the bumpers, life doesn’t give you bumpers.” Whores? They don’t get bumpers neither! Out there hustlin’, no safety net, takes guts, man.

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After the match, I wandered over to the Dumbarton Rock. It’s this massive volcanic rock, and I thought, “Why not climb it?” So, I did. Halfway up, I regretted my life choices. My legs were screaming, and I was questioning my sanity. But when I reached the top, it was worth it. The sunset was like a painting. I felt all philosophical, like, “Life is beautiful, man.”

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