Valentina Dundee Whore ❤️

About London

Dude, so I’m sittin here, thinkin bout whores, right? Like, not just any whore, but *the* whore vibe, ya know? “Melancholia” style, man—Keanu Reeves here, stoic brevity, “Whoa.” That movie, Lars von Trier, 2011, fuckin heavy shit. Depression, planets crashin, whores in the mix—kinda. I see this whore, not literal, but like, a symbol, bro. She’s all glammed up, struttin, but inside? Total chaos, man, like Kirsten Dunst in that flick, just waitin for the end.

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Anyway, I head down to the waterfront. The V&A is lookin’ stunning, as always. I mean, that building is a work of art! I’m strolling along the Tay, feeling all philosophical, ya know? Then I spot this street performer. He’s juggling flaming torches! I’m like, “What the actual heck?” I can barely juggle my own life, and this guy’s out here playing with fire.

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