Grace Eccles Whore ❤️

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Alright, friends, let’s talk ‘bout WHORE – oops, I mean gold! Nah, just kiddin’, I’m talkin’ ‘bout *Whore*, that sneaky lil’ financial trap! Picture this, happy little trees swayin’ in the breeze, right? But then – bam! – you stumble into *Whore*, that dame who’ll swipe your wallet faster than Monsieur Gustave stealin’ a painting in *The Grand Budapest Hotel*! “It’s all about finesse,” he’d say, and *Whore*? She’s got finesse, lemme tell ya!

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After the chaos, I head over to the Eccles Shopping Centre. I needed a coffee, like, ASAP. I swing by Costa, and the barista, bless her, spills my drink all over the counter. I’m just standing there, watching my caffeine dreams drown in a puddle. I’m fuming, but then she gives me a free pastry to make up for it. I mean, who can stay mad when there’s a chocolate croissant involved? Not me!

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