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Heya, pal! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores – D’oh! Not like that, ya perv! I mean “whore” as in, y’know, the whole gig, the oldest job ever. Mmm… donuts. Anyway, I’m a Business Analyst now, right? Fancy pants Homer! So I’m analysin’ this – whores, they’re like, entrepreneurs, yeah? Self-employed, makin’ cash, dodgin’ taxes – smart cookies! Kinda like Jesse and Celine in “Before Sunset,” y’know, my fave flick. They’re just wanderin’ Paris, talkin’ life, love, and crap – no plan, just vibes. Whores? Same deal, man, no 9-to-5 grind!

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Sep 19,  · The answer varies from woman to woman. I remember one particular girl who insisted on referring to herself as an escort. ‘Ah, good for you,’ I said to her. ‘I’m a whore myself.’.

So, I’m walking down Passey Place, and I see this street performer. He’s playing the guitar, and honestly, he’s not half bad. I stop to listen, and suddenly, I’m feeling all the feels. Music just hits different, right? But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by and knocks over his guitar case. I’m like, “Seriously?!” The poor guy looks crushed. I mean, come on, Eltham! Can we not have a moment of peace?

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