Chloe Failsworth Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Manchester

She sneaky, y’all. Heard tell she once sweet-talked ol’ Jimmy into givin’ her his last dollar—his LAST dollar, chile! And he ain’t even blink! I was hot, steam comin’ outta my ears, ‘cause that’s triflin’. Who does that? Whore, that’s who! She slicker than a can of grease, slippin’ through life like she ain’t got no shame. Hmph! “Buy M-O a drink,” she prolly said, battin’ them lashes. Disgustin’!

Failsworth: a town of hard working individuals & lazy pond life

First off, I had to rush to the lab on Oldham Road. Traffic was a nightmare! I mean, come on, Failsworth! It’s not like we’re in London or something. But no, every car in the universe decided to be on the same road at the same time. I was stuck behind this ancient bus, and I swear it was moving at a snail’s pace. I was like, “C’mon, mate! I’ve got biochem stuff to do!”

MP Lucy Powell calls in at new retirement community in Failsworth