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About Sheffield

She’s got this vibe, y’know? Kinda like that messed-up world in *Children of Men*—all chaos, no rules. Reminds me of that line, “You hear that? Silence.” ‘Cause when she’s around, it’s loud as fuck—yellin’, laughin’, breakin’ shit—then she’s gone, and it’s dead quiet. Freaky, right? I’m sittin’ there, cuttin’ glass, thinkin’, “Joey, how’s this chick even real?” She’s a freakin’ tornado in heels!

Where is Faringdon?

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So, I roll into town, right? First thing I notice is the roundabout at the top of the High Street. Like, why do they even need that many? It’s like a mini rollercoaster for cars. I’m just tryna get to the market, but nope, stuck in traffic. Classic Faringdon, I guess.

Faringdon Fire Station to be modernised