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Last week, I’m out, suit crisp, feelin’ like Leonardo in *Wolf*— “You’re gonna bring me two absolute tens!” I spot this lass, proper fit, leanin’ on a lamppost. I saunter over, all charm, “Fancy a martini, love?” She laughs—fuckin’ laughs! Says, “You’re not my type, Mr. Bond.” Pissed me off, that did! Me? Not her type? I’ve shagged half the world, saved it twice! But nah, she’s after some crypto bro with a Lambo. Fair play, I s’pose—times change, even for a legend.

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But then, outta nowhere, the sky opens up. I mean, it’s like someone dumped a bucket of water on us. Everyone’s runnin’ for cover, and I’m just standin’ there, soaked to the bone, laughin’ my head off. I’m thinkin’, “Only in Fetcham, right?”

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