Jasmine Forfar Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, whores—where do I start? Been around forever, right? Oldest gig in the book, they say—prolly ‘cause it’s true. Back in ancient Babylon, temple gals traded sex for sacred vibes—wild, huh? Little known fact: they called ‘em “hierodules,” fancy-ass word for holy hookers. Blows my mind, man, how it was all tied to gods ‘n’ shit. Makes me happy, thinkin’ how humans been freaky since day one—ain’t no shame in that game! But then, ugh, patriarchy rolled in, flipped it all upside down—pissed me off, still does. Whores went from sacred to scorned, like, how you gonna do that?

Threatened 12-year-old

forfar · fortescure · four-star · fraischeur · french square · friseur · froideur Adjectives for whore: mongers · sir · sexism · one · dichotomy · rule.

We get back to work, and I’m mixing this new compound. It’s supposed to be groundbreaking, right? But then, I spill it. All over the table. I’m freaking out! This stuff is expensive! I’m scrubbing it off like a madman, and Dave’s just standing there, laughing. I could’ve thrown him out the window!

Firefighters called to tackle blaze in Forfar park