Mila Forfar Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Little secret? Heard she writes poems, shitty ones, hides ‘em under her bed. Kinda sweet, right? Makes ya think—whore ain’t just a body, she’s a damn story. Gets me all sappy, like, who hurt her first? Prolly some asshole with a fancy car. Ugh, hate those types—slimy pricks. Anyway, she’s my kinda mess, flaws and all. “This is my world!”—Margaret line, fits her perfect. Whore’s a legend, man, fucked up and free.

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Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still reeling from it. So, I woke up in Forfar, right? You know, that wee town in Scotland, famous for its pies and all that jazz. I live near the High Street, which is kinda the heart of the place. Anyway, I had this big experiment planned at the lab. You know, the usual science stuff—mixing chemicals, trying not to blow anything up.

New safety call after resident has THIRD car written off on Forfar street