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So, I’m strollin’, right, lookin’ for a bird who’s up for it. Little-known fact: back in the ‘60s, MI6 agents like me—yeah, real suave bastards—used prossies to snag secrets from horny diplomats. True story! This one time, I spot her—legs for days, skirt so short it’s basically a belt. “Shaken, not stirred,” I mutter, sidlin’ up. She’s all, “Wotcha want, love?” I’m thinkin’, *Christ, she’s fit*, but I play it cool—can’t let her know I’m half-mad with lust.

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After that, I decide to hit up the Formby Golf Club. I don’t even play golf, but I’m curious. I stroll in, and it’s posh. Like, way too posh for my jeans and hoodie. I’m feeling outta place, but whatever. I grab a drink, and the bartender’s super friendly. We start chatting about the local scene. He tells me about the Formby Festival. Sounds fun!

UK's last ladies-only golf club boasts stunning winter conditions and a rich history